PROOF: The Internet Has More Ghosts Than Any Haunted House

Strange things happen on the internet. Things that affect our lives.

WHO IS IN CONTROL?

Well, it's not you, that's for sure.

This is going to fry your BRAIN.So, please take a moment to put on your TIN HATS!

Is the internet haunted? Is it run by weirdly deformed humans like in the movie THE HILLS HAVE EYES?  - OR - is the internet ruled by some "artificial intelligence?"

(SCARRY MUSIC)!

There is the story of Chris, who was PUNISHED by Facebook for posting a meme last Monday that violated "community standards." BUT CHRIS HAD POSTED THAT MEME 4 YEARS AGO! Other people had posted that same meme and nothing had happened to them. WHAT THE HECK?

(Creepy sound FX and music).

Then there is Richard, who stayed up almost all night talking to a girl he had met online. But, as the morning sun rose he began to notice something odd about how she was answering his questions. Richard's heart broke as his new "girlfriend" was revealed to be a "BOT." Not human at all, but just some program designed to make him fall in love with her.

(SCREEEEEEECH)!

Poor Nancy. She has always wanted to move to the state of Maine. She thought she had found a job out there and was trying to close the deal. BUT THEN - HE BEGAN ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT HER EXTENDED CAR WARRANTY!

(SUDDEN LOUD NOISE)!

Ben loves to deep dive into news and science topics so he can learn as much as he can on the things that interest him most. After years of heavy research on the internet, he slowly began to realize - some of the biggest search engines out there were tampering with the results - only letting him see what THEY wanted him to see!

Ben discovered that most of the information fed to the general public by Google, Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, and other major players was far from factual and (gasp) controlled by biased algorithms. 

(WEIRD NOISES MADE INTO MUSIC).

Yeah, the internet is a really creepy place, isn't it?

We all know it - yet - we all use it all day - every day.

Some people seem hypnotized by it.

IT'S LIKE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE IS BEING ENSLAVED BY SOME INTERDIMENSIONAL BEINGS!

AAAAHHHHH!!!!