Wyoming Town of 5 Thinks Rival Town Is Overpopulated

When folks in big cities visit Wyoming they have no idea how people out here can live in such wide-open nothingness.

It seems strange to them.

But imagine how people in Wyoming see big cities.

For example, the Wyoming town of Shawnee has a population of 5.

Just up the road is the town of Lost Springs, population 6.

Both towns are on Highway 20 just west of Lusk, Wyoming.

The people of Shawnee have NO IDEA how the people of Lost Springs deal with all that congestion.

Shawnee Post Office was established on February 7, 1887 with Frank S. Macomber as postmaster It was discontinued on July 9, 1888 but re-established on February 28, 1911. (Wyoming Post Office)

Shawnee is near producing coal mines, and drilling is carried on in the Shawnee Oil Field northwest of town. (Wyoming Guide).

They had a school once that took care of a good part of that side of the county.

Lost Springs was first inhabited in the 1880s when it received its name from railroad workers who could not find the springs shown on survey maps of the area.

The town was incorporated in 1911, and it originally had 200 residents, most of whom worked at the nearby Rosin coal mine.

After the coal mine closed around 1930, the population of Lost Springs steadily declined.

At one point Lost Springs had a population of 1.

But then some people moved in and the town BOOMED to 6.

Lost Springs is now such a thriving metropolis that they get their own highway sign announcing their population. The town of Shawnee has never been honored with such a sign.

Both towns have a park.

Shawnee boasts that their park has a playground for the kids.

Lost Springs brags that their town has PUBLIC TOILETS.

It also has a shelter with picnic tables. Though, they never really use it for anything.

Shawnee wants to know why their park would need public toilets when the only kid in town can just walk a few yards and he's home.

Why have a shelter and picnic tables when there is absolutely no one there to use them?

Who is taking care of the public toilets in Lost Springs? Out of the 6 people who live there does one of them have the job of checking on it to see if it needs cleaning and new toilet paper?

Sure, you can go on a brag that you have such a fancy park, but what's the point?

One resident of Shawnee figured that if he lived in Lost Springs he might feel obligated to use that public toilet now and then.

His taxes are paying for it. He might as well get some use out of it.

Lost Springs wants to know what Shawnee plans to do if someone is playing in the park and needs to answer the call of nature.

The 5 people of Shawnee laughed, because nobody ever plays in their park, except that one kid, and he just walks a few yards home.

There is quite a rivalry between the two towns.

Big city folk will never understand it.

One fellow in Shawnee said he would move far away if his little town boomed to a population of 6.

"Did you see that fancy sign Lost Springs put up on the highway? It's OBSCENE!" said one Shawnee resident.