Freaky Map Tricks California Transplants Out Of Wyoming

A freaky, fun map is making its way around social media.

Since so many people from California want to move to Wyoming, here are some Wyoming towns they can move to.

This handy map, seen below will guide them to towns like,

Casper (California).

What about the wonderful town of Sheridan (California)?

Yes, these are real places in California.

We just need to convince them, when they arrive back in their home state, that they made it to Wyoming.

California is such a big state they will end up driving forever and thinking that they are here in Wyoming.

Interstate 80 runs west to California. We just need to change the signs to make them think they are driving east when, actually, they are heading right back to where they came from.

There are several towns and places in California named Rock Springs. We could send them to any one of those.

I could not find a Cheyenne, California or a Gillette, California, so we might have to work on this map a little.

Here is a beautiful home for sale in Casper, California. 

But there is a Jackson, CA

So we can send a lot of the folks who snuck in through Wyoming's west gate back to where they came from and maybe, if we are lucky, they won't notice.

Probably the only problem with this evil plan is that once these people move in, get their first electric bill, and see their taxes, they will realize that they have been duped.

Should they make it here despite our best efforts, we need to make them take the pledge.

Folks from across the country have been moving to Wyoming in an attempt to flee coronavirus, city unrest, big city government overreach, high cost of living, and taxes.

I would like to thank these potential new arrivals for considering the great and beautiful state of Wyoming. But before you sign that mortgage for a new home, we need to sit down and have a little heart-to-heart.

Wyoming is Wyoming because of our unique way of thinking and getting things done. The worry, therefore, is that folks moving from out of state, escaping the mess that their states are in, will bring their weird way of doing things to Wyoming.

It needs to be made clear to any refugees escaping to Wyoming that bringing those bad habits that made them a refugee will just make Wyoming as bad as the place they left.

Please read and carefully consider before signing 'The Wyoming Citizenship Oath.'

1). I ___________ hereby understand that Wyoming is a quiet state because there are so many guns. 'An armed society is a polite society.' I understand that I will not be required to own a gun, but it is sort of seen as an embarrassment if I don't own at least six or more.

2). As a citizen of Wyoming I_____________ understand that I will be expected to earn my own way. It is expected that I will help those in need, but being in need of help is never to be a permanent condition.

3). I ___________ understand that I am to mind my own business, as those around me are expected to mind their own.

4). It is understood that I __________ am expected to make fun of Colorado, even if that is where I escaped from.

5). I ____________ promise that I will never ask where the "safe space" is. I will "cowboy up" and deal with it.

I have printed this oath and am sending it to the governor and several state legislators to make it something that everyone has to sign before they move here (NOT KIDDING).