Dear Cleveland Browns, Please Don’t Draft Josh Allen
Josh Allen is a nice kid. He's worked hard to make it to the NFL. When he was passed over by every Division 1 college in the country, he remained humble and kind. That's why we're asking you not to draft him.
Ever since Ernest Byner fumbled away your Super Bowl dreams 30 years ago, the Dog Pound has been doomed. Along the way, your franchise has cursed the careers of many promising young quarterbacks.
Josh has a bright future in front of him. He's got a family that loves him. Please, don't jeopardize this young man's livelihood by drafting him. Let Josh go somewhere where he can thrive.
Also, if the Cavs could trade Larry Nance, Jr. to the Nuggets, that would be cool too.
Thanks and good luck,
University of Wyoming fans