Who Was Wyoming’s Dumbest Criminal of 2016? [POLL]
2016 has been a banner year for stupid criminals in the Cowboy State.
We want to know who you think was Wyoming's dumbest criminal of the year. Here are the contenders:
“Hooking for cheeseburgers isn’t normal” – That’s how Casper Police Detective Dan Dundas summed up a bizarre prostitution sting in October. David Magnus was charged with solicitation after offering to give an undercover officer a quarter pounder and fries in exchange for sex. He was arrested after returning with the food in hand.
Drunk Tourist Steals Pizza Delivery Man’s Car in Jackson – A 21-year-old man from Vermont got drunk in Jackson, ditched his friends, then stole a pizza delivery guy’s car, drove to the airport and hopped a plane back home.
Drunk Woman Steals Forklift to Move Car – In October, a Wyoming State Forestry Division employee was arrested for DUI after stealing a forklift from work and using it to move a car that was blocking her driveway.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Bandit Gets Busted – Zachary Munoz was charged with three counts of burglary after the Cheyenne Police Department matched his DNA to a partially eaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich left at the crime scene. Police later connected Munoz to another series of burglaries after finding his DNA on a coffee cup left at the scene.
The High on Life Yellowstone Vandals – After video surfaced featuring four members ignoring the posted warning signs and trespassing onto the Grand Prismatic Spring in Yellowstone National Park, this group of Canadian thrill seekers sparked international outrage and pled guilty to several misdemeanors.
All of those alleged criminals were incredibly stupid, but which one was the dumbest?